My most embarrassing story happened a long time ago. In Elementary school they had this "Maturation Program" which was basically telling us about all the amazing and unique changes that our bodies were going to go through throughout puberty. Exciting, I know.
But I got there early and sat in the auditorium and kind of drifted off. When I woke up, I was sitting next to the girl that I had a crush on at the time, and the entire auditorium was full of only girls. And all of them were staring at me.
Apparently, they were having the boys meet in the library, not the auditorium. So, I stood and looked around, waving and said, "I wanted to know more about girls anyway. But since you're all being so awkward about it, I'll go to where I'm supposed to be." Turned and winked to the girl next to me, and headed out.
Next time, I'll think about telling you some of the stories behind my nicknames.
